I got a boyfriend recently! Yay me! However, I’m getting the same reactions from people and I’m pretty much sick of it. PISSED OFF, REALLY. So here are the typical reactions and questions I’m getting from people.
You got a BOYFRIEND?!
Yes. I know its hard to believe.
Tell me about him!
He’s 26 and lives in Germany and I think he’s awesome. Obviously.
Have you even met him?
Yes. I took a trip to London this summer and he flew over to meet up with me for a week. Which means a lot to me. How many people will do that for you?
Fair enough. But it’s so weird with you having a boyfriend! LOL!!!!
Yeah I GET IT. Valarie isn’t supposed to have a boyfriend. Valarie is supposed to be the one that everyone thinks is gay. Valarie is supposed to be the one that is always single so that when your boyfriend or girlfriend break up with you she’ll always have time to hang out because she has no other real friends.
So when can you see him?
We talk on Twitter, on Windows Live Messenger, and on Skype. He is coming to Oklahoma in late September and I’ll be going to Germany for New Years. We do what we can.
So now that you have a boyfriend does that mean you’ll talk to me less?
No. Because I never actually get to SEE HIM. If I talk to you less it’s because I want to actually pass all of my classes this semester. Also, because you’re getting on my nerves when you express disbelief at me finding a boyfriend.
Do you love him?
I don’t know. He’s my best friend. He has made some sacrifices for me that mean more to me that I can say. (Flights across the world, quitting smoking, etc) Yeah, I think I love him. And he feels the same.
And that’s all for now. Will you all please stop thinking it’s the funniest thing in the world to think of me having a boyfriend? The novelty has worn off of your reactions and now I’m just angry about it. Thanks for understanding.
Wait one last question- now that you’ve got a boyfriend will you still post almost creepy things about old British guys?
Hell yes I will. The boyfriend is understanding of my love for Anthony Head: