Posts Tagged ‘embarrasing’

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I Always Cry Here

May 5, 2010

I don’t cry easily, but there are always certain songs and scenes in movies that definitely bring tears to my eyes. Here are some YouTube links to those scenes/ songs:

I Didn’t Know I’d Love You So Much” from Repo! The Genetic Opera (SPOILERS BUT STILL AMAZING. Embedding Disabled.) Here’s just the song:

The end of Phantom of the Opera when Christine says goodbye to the Erik (the Phantom).

“Both Sides Now” by Joni Mitchell (2000 version) Doesn’t make me cry, but I tear up a bit. Her voice seems haunted.

Any time Emma Thompson cries:

Any time Anthony Hopkins cries (this one’s a heartbreaker, you’ve been warned) :

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Dad Fail AGAIN

April 27, 2010

My dad is still at it.

My sister turned 18 a week ago, and he hasn’t called her. I’d like to remind him that this is her senior year, and he is missing pretty much everything. And that sucks.

It’s pissing me off, it’s pissing my sister off, and it’s pissing other family members off. Why isn’t our parent communicating with us?

Hey dad- Graduation is 28 May. You might want to show up.

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10 Things

April 25, 2010

Here are ten things you may or may not know about me:

  1. I have a stutter.
  2. I brush my teeth in the shower.
  3. I hate mint chocolate chip flavored ice cream.
  4. I was so freaked out whilst reading the novel “Dracula” by Bram Stoker that I had a nightmare in which I was chased around my hometown by Dracula. Strange.
  5. I love Jane Austen’s books.
  6. I can type 55 words per minute when I really get going.
  7. I went to anger management counseling when I was 15, where I was diagnosed with depression.
  8. I was 2nd chair French horn in 2008 Oklahoma All-State Orchestra.
  9. I live with my great-grandmother. I call her grandma.
  10. I refuse to read my hometown’s newspaper, due to it being not balanced enough in political elections and in their opinion section. They way I see it, the opinion section should have people from all sides of the political spectrum, and people of all different faiths, including those who have none. But that’s for another blog :)

Peace out. Cheers. Etc. :)

John Lennon blowing his horn.

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Strangest Fiction

December 2, 2009

I never thought of myself as a writer until I started this blog. Even now, I feel like I’m a better reader and editor than writer. But my previous blog “Overactive Imagination” got a lot more views and positive feedback than I anticipated. It kind of gave me a warm and fuzzy feeling…

I figured I could write a bit more of the random stuff that comes from my imagination; I’ll just need to remember to jot that stuff down. My mind is always going a mile a minute, so I think organizing my thoughts will make it easier for you guys to read.

(I should make it clear though that I am not always the “main character” or “protagonist” in my ridiculous day dreams. I feel kind of weird making these day dreams known to the world, but I also find it funny, and it makes me laugh, so here we go!

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Overactive Imagination

November 29, 2009

Yesterday I posted a Facebook status that said “Elton John saved my life.” This isn’t really something to be taken literally (as I think that suicide is a selfish thing to do, and I’m also too much of a coward to attempt it) but it is quite figurative. During some of my lowest points I always end up listening to a lot of Elton John music. Don’t ask me why, because I’m not actually sure… Anyway, last year during my rough patch, I was super low. Songs like “Someone Saved My Life Tonight”, “Sorry Seems to Be The Hardest Word”, and “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me” always make me feel better. Even if they are slightly depressing songs. However, songs that will really lift your mood are songs like “Bennie and the Jets”, “Philadelphia Freedom”, “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting”, and “Bitch is Back”. He is a true musical artist, and a fantastic performer. (Though I have yet to see him live…)

A friend texted me after that Facebook post, and we got to talking about what it would be like to meet Sir Elton randomly one day. Because I have an overactive imagination, I actually did daydream about meeting him (because I’m a fangirl) and here’s what I came up with. ***This is in no way realistic, because Elton and David (Furnish, his partner) probably never have to walk anywhere, or eat in any sort of random London cafe. Don’t hate- I’m just being imaginative.***

I have plans to go to London this summer. I imagined that while I was there, just walking the streets with my friend, when we decide to pop into a small cafe to get a quick bite to eat before setting out on our next adventure. Before going in I see two people who look familiar, and get an anxious feeling in the pit of my stomach. We enter the cafe, and with our backs to the two gentlemen, I can’t make out who it is and why I recognize them. We receive our food, and turn around to find a place to sit. Upon sitting down, it hits me: It’s Elton John and David Furnish! Oh my God! Oh my God! AHHH! (I obviously freak out a bit.) I whisper to my friend who it is, and upon realizing it, we both have mini-strokes. How is this man who is so great eating in this small, badly lit cafe? We eat a few bites, but our stomachs are so unsettled.

It looks as though the two gentlemen are finished eating, and as they get up to leave I suddenly have a problem- Do I get up and ask him for a picture and autograph? Do I leave him alone, which is probably what he wants? If I ask him for anything will he be rude and say no, and leave me embarrassed? What a dilemma… Without a lot of thought, I decide that since he has no idea who I am, risking a bit of embarrassment might be worth it. I get up, say excuse me, introduce myself, my friend introduces herself, and we ask for an autograph and picture, if it wouldn’t be too inconvenient. He obliges us, thanks us for listening to his music, and asks if there is anything else he can do for us. In my mind I’m thinking, “Well… I’d like to see you in concert…” But I keep my mouth shut. As though he had read my mind, he asks us where we are from, and says he can arrange to fly us to see him live and hang out with him backstage.

A few months pass by, and I receive a phone call from Sir Elton’s agent. He says Elton is having a concert in St. Louis, and is personally inviting my friend, myself, and a guest each, to come see him perform. Of course we all go, have a good time, and from then on, Elton and I are BFFs.

 

This is an example of how my imagination works. There are always more of these stories around… Do you have any stories like this? Comment below and tell me!

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Example of the Thoughts That Run Through My Head

February 26, 2009

I know sometimes people say they wish they could hear what I was thinking. I don’t think they do. In the last week I’ve been writing down random thoughts that I have, and here are the best:

I wish this stupid wireless internet wasn’t so slow.

I am going to kill that guy. (My sociology professor.)

I hate sociology. Hardcore.

What is that girl doing?!

Oh my God, he’s wearing glasses like Anthony Hopkins did in “Change of Seasons”! Too bad he’s fat and ugly, whereas Hopkins was not. Thank God.

I wish murder was legal because those girls would be dead.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should probably read this book before I buy another one…

Did that just happen? (I saw a guy fall down some stairs.)

If he keeps going on about Social Security I’m going to explode.

What the f***. Stop.

OH MY GOD THAT GUY LOOKED LIKE MICHAEL PALIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (A guy drove by and I freaked out a little. He looked like Michael Palin. :D )

Anyway, with stuff that random/ violent, you probably wouldn’t want to hear what I’m thinking. because either I’m thinking about how I wish you would stop talking, change the subject, etc. Or I’ve let my mind wander and I’m thinking about other things like Monty Python, a book, traveling, etc.

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Embarrasing Pop Music

February 1, 2009

In the late 90′s, pop music hit a new high. We had Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, N’Sync, the Backstreet Boys, etc. I think most people refer to that type of music now as “teen pop”. Whatever.

When this music was popular, I hated it. I thought it was horrible and annoying and I vowed to never to listen to it. I had friends with Britney CD’s and Backstreet Boys t-shirts yet I stood firm listening to Elvis Presley. However, I’ve had a change of heart… This music is catchy and actually pretty good. Whereas my 12-year-old self wouldn’t have been caught dead with this type of music, I have, at 19 years old, learned to love it. (It hasn’t taken the place of Elvis, nor will it ever.) I have a playlist on my iPod called “Embarrasing Pop Music” and its loaded with Backstreet Boys, N’Sync, Mandy Moore (who is still awesome, by the way), Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, a couple of Britney Spears songs, and an assortment from CD’s I found at my house that are from the 90′s like “Radio Disney” and the “Pokemon Soundtrack”. It’s probably pretty obvious why the playlist is so titled. I don’t know of anyone my age who listens to this stuff anymore…

Britney and Christina have new CD’s out, and I’m sure they’re good, but they’re aren’t that catchy, cheesy “bubble gum pop music” that we have all at least secretly liked at one point in our lives. Sure, JT has his “SexyBack” but I still like “Cry Me a River” better… And N’Sync is better than Backstreet Boys, in my opinion…

What’s your favorite embarrasing pop song or artist?

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